Show me a smile!

Today I was running through the neighborhood and watched a man blow all the leaves from his front lawn onto his neighbor’s front lawn. And the neighbor’s lawn was so covered in leaves that it looked like a leaf lawn, no grass. And then I came to the conclusion that leaf-blowers are a much more dangerous tool than you would think and they are probably one of the main sources of negative energy in the universe.

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Utterly perfect.

Check out my birthday door! Thank you for all of my lovely cards, you lovely people!

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by Walker Lamond

1. When on a dinner date, order the steak.

2. Never make fun of your brother in front of other girls.

3. Let him take your coat. That’s the moment he’s been waiting for.

4. Don’t sleep with your bra on. So I’ve been told.

5. Yes, your skirt is too short.

6. Having an accent does not make him more sophisticated.

7. Learn to sew your own clothes. You’ll become a better shopper.

8. If you want to look older, try plastic surgery.

9. Keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge and ice cream in the freezer.

10. Ride a bicycle.

11. You don’t need to do anything to prove you like him. Ever.

12. Dance with your father. And not just on your wedding day.

Here are mine!

1. Never pack light! It is better to have options.

2. Heart before head… always.

3. Make sure no else has your prom dress.

4. Read for pleasure whenever you can!

5. No tanning salons. Period.

6. Belly buttons are beautiful, especially without piercings.

7. Own your quirks.

8. Never quit something you love!

9. Thank-you notes are a must.

10. Find someone who makes you more than you are. (My mom gave me that one.)

11. Dance everyday.

12. Remember that people are good at heart.

I wonder what my mother’s list would say…?

Don’t get me wrong, I really do enjoy studying for finals and all, but girl has got to take a break in the name of leisure! And that being making cards! I found these great paper leaves, courtesy of Paper Source, and spent last night making more Thanksgiving cards than a card factory. Ch-ch-ch-check it!

Yes, that is an I-feel-slightly-guilty-for not-being-in-the-library face…

allthingsalishan:

Direct quote from Sarah Palin’s new book: “If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”

Immediate purchase!

remarkablelulu:

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thedailywhat:

It’s Caturday!

thedailywhat:

Excellent source of moral fiber.

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